Win/Win Situation

Dear Diary,


I'm just so happy. My best friend Jenny and I are going to look at my investment house and see the progress. I know she will like it. Her husband Brent is likely to say just about anything concerning the place, but whatever he says, it will be his true feelings.

I think we may end up moving into that house. Then we plan on remodeling the kitchen in our current residence to sell it. When it sells, we will be free from all dept, including house payments. Imagine that! How un-American! But I don't want to move, because it's further away from everything, and closer to some skinny teenagers who are, "well-known to us," say the cops. Jeremy wants to do it, though, and I want him to feel like he's the king. More gets done that way.

If we don't move, and just sell the investment house, then I get to quit my job at Great Clips after the sale of the house. Then I will work all my days at the lucrative investments houses, instead of giving the best years of my life to making someone else rich.