Pork Gravy in the Trick or Treat Sack

We gave the trick-or-treaters a choice between candy or a commercial sized can of pork gravy that we got on sale for a dollar. One lanky teenager in the back of the first group of ding-dongers shouted, "Really? Can I have it? Can I really have it? I want the pork gravy! Wow!" Even though he was from just across the street, he didn't stop back home to drop it off. He proudly carried it the rest of the evening.