Saturday, September 25, 2004

Size 10 Waist, Size 12 Backside

It took a fashion designer from the Lee Jeans company to diagnose my problem. I have troubles finding jeans to fit me, because my butt is disproportionate to my... my... myself.

So I thought, Hummm... African American girls all seem to have similar proportions.... (Not DISproportions in their case,) so I'll go to a predominately black neighborhood. I went to Independence Center Mall and find the jeans of my dreams.

Immeditate disappointment: The jeans fit everywhere, including the front. BUT!.... The back looked like I had a kangaroo pouch. I went to the sales lady... an African American, and said, "Why does this happen?" She said, "I don't know.. all of mine do that, too!" and brought me the same item in the same size 12, but with some enigmatic extra letters like 12/P/A.

Fit great!

Bought 'em!

Wear 'em!

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