Converse Relationships
Rocket science: For every action, there is an opposite and equal reaction. i.e.: Jet blasts backwards towards earth, rocket propels forward towards moon.
I have noticed that there is a converse relationship between several everyday things:
- The smaller the dog, the more it barks.
- The hairier the back, the balder the guy.
- The shorter the haircut, the faster it grows.
- The smaller the grandma, the bigger the Lincoln that she drives.
posted by Anita the Sandy at 6:49 AM
2 Comments:
Two more:
The richer the owner, the smaller the dog.
and
The older the woman, the bigger her purse.
I KNEW the big purse was in there somewhere! I KNEW IT! All I could think of was how big women have big purses. But they don't seem to hide food products in there.
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